This One's Funny!
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home yet again. Decided to leave a note saying,
"I've had enough, and I've left you, don't bother coming after me", then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home, and she could hear him in the kitchen, before he comes into the bedroom, then she could see him walking towards the dresser, and he picks up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it, just before picking up the phone, and calling someone; - "She's finally gone.....yeah, I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy French shit, I love you".
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote???

"I can see your feet. Stop being an idiot, we're outta bread, throw the kettle on, back in 5 minutes”
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Laughing
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Yeah even my wife thought that one was funny! Thumbup
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