Dont stick firecrackers in your ass!

[Mach 1 Club]

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed
to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.. But, you know, I think I might have
missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally
idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!


Never . .. .
Ever . . .
Ever . .. .


Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!

I REPEAT.. . .
Never....

Ever...

Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !


   




Now, that's . .

ONE DUMB ASS

[Mach1Guy]

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rare Pony]

Wow, that had to hurt!

Are you sure he wasn't lighting a fart instead and had a major blow-out.

That's what you call learning the hard way.