Tommy's and Johnny's First Cuss Words!
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2 little boys were upstairs one morning before breakfast. They decided between themselves, it was time to see if they could get away with a little cuss word or 2. Johnny says which word do you want to try. Tommy says I'll say "Hell". Ok, Johnny says I'll say "Damn". A couple minutes later Mom calls them down for breakfast, they rush down the stairs, and hop into their respective chairs, grinning at each other . Mom looks at Tommy, and says what do you want for breakfast Tommy. "Aw Hell Mom, I'll have some Cherrios" POWWWWWW. Mom slaps Tommy right across the face, Tommy jumps up, and runs back upstairs crying. Johnny's sitting there wide eyed, and almost in shock. Mom calmly looks at Johnny, and says, what would you like for breakfast Johnny? Johnny still wide eyed, answers, It sure as heck, ain't none of them Damn Cherrios!!!!  Naughty
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