A Little Shaky
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   A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding.
The driver, an elderly woman, says "But I was doing 84, just like the sign said!"
The trooper says "Ma'am, that was the Route #. The speed limit is 55."
Then he notices that the elderly man in the passenger seat looks a little pale and shaky. So he asks "Sir, are you feeling OK.
The passenger replies "Weeeee jjjjuuusssttt ccccaaammmeee offff Route #124!!!!"  Gears

JTS
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They must have been driving in a new Shelby!  Thumbup
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Ha Ha!

I was wondering why everybody always flies by me like I am sitting still on I-19!
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There's been a couple times I wish I had thought of that excuse! LOL!!!

JTS
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