A blonde lady was driving along the highway ....
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.... when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if I had known you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

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OOOOOOHHHHHH thats Bad! Dodgy Glad I aint a Blonde! 578254 JTS 71 Mach1
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Thats a good one actually!! Biggrin
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