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Dear Dr. Phil, - Mach 1 Club - 01-06-2010

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time
enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got
my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife
to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to
talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out
loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly
became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't
care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us,
but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing
trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful
bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later
Sam must have caught his twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice
bass that we caught and showed the picture to the
wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead
she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all
anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think
she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.
What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and
continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat
as she insists?

Thanks,

Fishing Fool

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two
bass we caught.





Dear Fishing Fool,

Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
That's a couple of really nice bass!

Dr.Phil



RE: Dear Dr. Phil, - Rare Pony - 01-06-2010

Rofl Looks like "two" sets of twins there!