02-18-2021, 09:43 AM
Nancy Pelosi. Shows up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says can I help you. I'm Nancy Pelosi speaker of the House she says. St Peter looks in the book, and says I don't see your name. She says I'm Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, I 'am God! St Peter being polite replies, I believe that position is already taken. No. I'm Nancy Pelosi Speaker of the House! I 'am GOD! Well the Lord was listening, and said to St Peter I'll take care of this one. The Lord looked at her, and says Ma'am the Position of God Is Filled, and I don't believe you're Him. She screams, I'm Nancy Pelosi Speaker of the HOUSE! I 'am GOD!!!!!!! The Lord reached over, and pushed a button marked Hell, and she disappeared. The Lord said to St Peter, Let him deal with her.
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