Mach 1 Club

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going walking at this time of night.



The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."



The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"





The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Ive been to that same lecture before !

To avoid the lecture take the wife with you! JTS 71 Mach1

"My wife told me she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in less than 2 seconds.....





















so I bought her a scale."

Good one!

Too Funny guys!!!!