How Trure Are These.........
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out  wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven't met yet!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management.   I need people  to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Lord grant me  the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the  things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap.

I don't have grey hair.  I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week...

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people".

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my wife took it!

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud? Thumbup
                                    Good; Fast; Cheap.  Pick any two.
                                    The best mechanic you know holds the steering wheel when you drive  Thumbsup
                                     Current Rides:
                                     The Daughter's '70 Mach 1.  Nana
                                     My: 3 x E32; 2 x E38; X5 BMWs; 2 x BMW MINIs (R50 & R55);
                                     Daimler Sovereign(s)  S1 and X40     Cool
                                     Parts car:  E38 Confused    

Now by God that's funny. Maybe that's because most of it's true? SCo_hmmthink JTS 71 Mach1
"We built these cars to drive the "HELL" out of them, not to be museum pieces!"  Carroll Shelby

2008 Mustang V6 5 speed "Diablo Sport Predator" tuner, 87 octane tune. WOW!
1994 Ford F150 Shortbed
1986 Honda 450 Rebel
1995 Honda Pacific Coast
1989 Jacobra / Jag xjs

Yeah, those are good...quite a few in there I haven't seen before. Biggrin
Drive it, beat it, enjoy it. Fix it when it breaks and start over. Who are you saving it for?

Best laugh I've had in a while........ the truth can be very funny.Clap_

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