4 One Liners or Thereabouts
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Deathbed Quote:
'Either this wall paper goes, or I do.' (Oscar Wild)

2 Bad Mariages:
1st wife wouldn't stay; 2nd wife won't leave.

How do you take revenge on the bloke who stole your wife?
You make him keep her.

Oh, and I missed going to the gym this morning.
That makes four years in a row.....
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Mr Ford to Mr Chevrolet "I Don't Recall".
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