4 One Liners or Thereabouts
Deathbed Quote:
'Either this wall paper goes, or I do.' (Oscar Wild)

2 Bad Mariages:
1st wife wouldn't stay; 2nd wife won't leave.

How do you take revenge on the bloke who stole your wife?
You make him keep her.

Oh, and I missed going to the gym this morning.
That makes four years in a row.....
                                    Good; Fast; Cheap.  Pick any two.
                                    The best mechanic you know holds the steering wheel when you drive  Thumbsup
                                     Current Rides:
                                     The Daughter's '70 Mach 1.  Nana
                                     My: 3 x E32; 2 x E38; X5 BMWs; 2 x BMW MINIs (R50 & R55);
                                     Daimler Sovereign(s)  S1 and X40     Cool
                                     Parts car:  E38 Confused    

Mr Ford to Mr Chevrolet "I Don't Recall".
"We built these cars to drive the "HELL" out of them, not to be museum pieces!"  Carroll Shelby

2008 Mustang V6 5 speed "Diablo Sport Predator" tuner, 87 octane tune. WOW!
1994 Ford F150 Shortbed
1986 Honda 450 Rebel
1995 Honda Pacific Coast
1989 Jacobra / Jag xjs

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