4 One Liners or Thereabouts
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Deathbed Quote:
'Either this wall paper goes, or I do.' (Oscar Wild)

2 Bad Mariages:
1st wife wouldn't stay; 2nd wife won't leave.

How do you take revenge on the bloke who stole your wife?
You make him keep her.

Oh, and I missed going to the gym this morning.
That makes four years in a row.....
                                   
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                                    Good; Fast; Cheap.  Pick any two.
                                    The best mechanic you know holds the steering wheel when you drive  Thumbsup
                                     Current Rides:
                                     The Daughter's '70 Mach 1.  Nana
                                     My: 3 x E32; 2 x E38; X5 BMWs; 2 x BMW MINIs (R50 & R55);
                                     Daimler Sovereign(s)  S1 and X40     Cool
                                     Parts car:  E38 Confused    
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Mr Ford to Mr Chevrolet "I Don't Recall".
"We built these cars to drive the "HELL" out of them, not to be museum pieces!"  Carroll Shelby

2008 Mustang V6 5 speed "Diablo Sport Predator" tuner, 87 octane tune. WOW!
1994 Ford F150 Shortbed
1986 Honda 450 Rebel
1995 Honda Pacific Coast
1989 Jacobra / Jag xjs
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