Innocent Bride (Political Joke)
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A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you
know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. "Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. "You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.

"My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."
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This joke is more appropriate than the white gown. Let's get rid of this bum in 2012.
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(08-16-2011, 08:52 PM)gxr02190 Wrote: This joke is more appropriate than the white gown. Let's get rid of this bum in 2012.

I hear ya and lets get rid of the politicians that have been there longer than 10 years!
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In all actuality the way it was supposed to be, congressmen went to Washington for 2 years. Then returned home to work and give another congressmen a term, to keep the thoughts and ideas fresh. Then somewhere along the line the Wealthier people. Decided us heatherns had no business running the country, (of the people, by the people, and for the people!) That there heads swelled and they changed the very rules the founding fathers had so carefully set forth to guide the nation. Not govern it/run it into the ground, as Bush before him and the current Jerk have. All I can say is I didn't vote for the Burr head last time and I sure as Hell won't vote for him this time. Along time ago a Friend of mine told me if you don't vote, Then you don't have no right to Bitch. so I learned to vote! So to all who don't vote! Get off your Lazy Ass and try to make a difference. If more of us God believing People. Had gotten off our butts and voted we might not have this Burr Head in the Oval Office. But oh thats right to many people listen to Oprah! Badidea By the way has anyone realized how racist she is? If a white talk show host did and said the things about blacks, she does about whites. They would be Hung in the town Square after a very speedy trial. But Oh No! not the Oprah God! No, No, No, we couldn't do that! Myop Sorry guys I let my anger with the struggles this Country faces get the better of me please forgive my ramblings. Cute joke though. JTS 71 Mach1
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(08-18-2011, 11:45 AM)JTS71 Mach1 Wrote: In all actuality the way it was supposed to be, congressmen went to Washington for 2 years. Then returned home to work and give another congressmen a term, to keep the thoughts and ideas fresh. Then somewhere along the line the Wealthier people. Decided us heatherns had no business running the country, (of the people, by the people, and for the people!) That there heads swelled and they changed the very rules the founding fathers had so carefully set forth to guide the nation. Not govern it/run it into the ground, as Bush before him and the current Jerk have. All I can say is I didn't vote for the Burr head last time and I sure as Hell won't vote for him this time. Along time ago a Friend of mine told me if you don't vote, Then you don't have no right to Bitch. so I learned to vote! So to all who don't vote! Get off your Lazy Ass and try to make a difference. If more of us God believing People. Had gotten off our butts and voted we might not have this Burr Head in the Oval Office. But oh thats right to many people listen to Oprah! Badidea By the way has anyone realized how racist she is? If a white talk show host did and said the things about blacks, she does about whites. They would be Hung in the town Square after a very speedy trial. But Oh No! not the Oprah God! No, No, No, we couldn't do that! Myop Sorry guys I let my anger with the struggles this Country faces get the better of me please forgive my ramblings. Cute joke though. JTS 71 Mach1

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(08-18-2011, 11:45 AM)JTS71 Mach1 Wrote: In all actuality the way it was supposed to be, congressmen went to Washington for 2 years. Then returned home to work and give another congressmen a term, to keep the thoughts and ideas fresh. Then somewhere along the line the Wealthier people. Decided us heatherns had no business running the country, (of the people, by the people, and for the people!) That there heads swelled and they changed the very rules the founding fathers had so carefully set forth to guide the nation. Not govern it/run it into the ground, as Bush before him and the current Jerk have. All I can say is I didn't vote for the Burr head last time and I sure as Hell won't vote for him this time. Along time ago a Friend of mine told me if you don't vote, Then you don't have no right to Bitch. so I learned to vote! So to all who don't vote! Get off your Lazy Ass and try to make a difference. If more of us God believing People. Had gotten off our butts and voted we might not have this Burr Head in the Oval Office. But oh thats right to many people listen to Oprah! Badidea By the way has anyone realized how racist she is? If a white talk show host did and said the things about blacks, she does about whites. They would be Hung in the town Square after a very speedy trial. But Oh No! not the Oprah God! No, No, No, we couldn't do that! Myop Sorry guys I let my anger with the struggles this Country faces get the better of me please forgive my ramblings. Cute joke though. JTS 71 Mach1
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I hope and Pray pray they stick to their guns and stand up for what they believe. Instead of knuckling under the pressure of all the morons that are offended by every little thing. Get the hell over it! JTS71 Mach1
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IF ONLY THE NATION AS A WHOLE COULD HAVE EVEN 1/2 THE COMMON SENSE OF THE COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A BETTER COUNTRY. IT IS TOO BAD THE ONLY TERM LIMIT IS ON THE HEAD PUPPET. I AGREE ANYONE THERE LONGER THAN 10 YEARS SHOULD GO BYE BYE, PAY FOR THEIR OWN HEALTH INSURANCE, AND WE GET TO DETERMINE THEIR RETIREMENT INCOME BASED ON PERFORMANCE. .....LOVE THE JOKE Biggrin THANKS RARE PONY
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