03-16-2010, 08:34 AM
As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed
to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.. But, you know, I think I might have
missed this particular piece of advice.
However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally
idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!
Never . .. .
Ever . . .
Ever . .. .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!
I REPEAT.. . .
Never....
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !
Now, that's . .
ONE DUMB ASS
to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.. But, you know, I think I might have
missed this particular piece of advice.
However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally
idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!
Never . .. .
Ever . . .
Ever . .. .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!
I REPEAT.. . .
Never....
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !
Now, that's . .
ONE DUMB ASS