02-11-2010, 10:42 AM
FISHING WITH JACK DANIELS
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while
I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the
lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth....
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while
I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the
lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth....