Fishing with Jack Daniels
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FISHING WITH JACK DANIELS

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while
I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the
lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth....
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