10-15-2014, 10:16 PM
Deathbed Quote:
'Either this wall paper goes, or I do.' (Oscar Wild)
2 Bad Mariages:
1st wife wouldn't stay; 2nd wife won't leave.
How do you take revenge on the bloke who stole your wife?
You make him keep her.
Oh, and I missed going to the gym this morning.
That makes four years in a row.....
'Either this wall paper goes, or I do.' (Oscar Wild)
2 Bad Mariages:
1st wife wouldn't stay; 2nd wife won't leave.
How do you take revenge on the bloke who stole your wife?
You make him keep her.
Oh, and I missed going to the gym this morning.
That makes four years in a row.....