08-18-2012, 03:23 AM
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days? ............................. the letter "n"
You're in a forest. There are 4 exits (North, South, East and West). In the north, there is a black hole waiting to swallow you up. In the west, there is a hole in the ground too big for you to cross, even by rope. In the south, there are 3 hungry lions that haven't eaten for 3 months that are waiting to eat you. In the east, there is a giant stone slab that is too high to climb and it takes up the whole space. Which way do you go to escape? ........................the south cause if the lions haven't eaten they are dead.
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)..................................She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? .......................................it was daylight
I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot. What am I? ............................ a lazyboy recliner
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?................. he didn't pay a penny he paid $5000
for the car
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
- The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they? ...............gloves
We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?.................vowels
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it? ..........a window
More to come
You're in a forest. There are 4 exits (North, South, East and West). In the north, there is a black hole waiting to swallow you up. In the west, there is a hole in the ground too big for you to cross, even by rope. In the south, there are 3 hungry lions that haven't eaten for 3 months that are waiting to eat you. In the east, there is a giant stone slab that is too high to climb and it takes up the whole space. Which way do you go to escape? ........................the south cause if the lions haven't eaten they are dead.
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)..................................She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? .......................................it was daylight
I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot. What am I? ............................ a lazyboy recliner
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?................. he didn't pay a penny he paid $5000
for the car
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
- The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they? ...............gloves
We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?.................vowels
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it? ..........a window
More to come
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