My Favorite Animal:

[Rare Pony]

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny - but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken. Pork and beef too. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principals office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite ‘live’ animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principals office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now..

[JTS71 Mach1]

Boy can I identify with this kid, as I have a thing for chicken. Grilled is my favorite but fried, brolied, deep fried, sauteed, just about any way is fine by me. I've got to check every now and then to be sure I' not growing feathers! JTS 71 Mach1

[mymachone]

I have to say this was one of the best to start out my day.

[Rare Pony]

A friend of mine emailed the joke to me and I thought it was too funny not to pass on here.

[Mach1FatherFigure]

Bacon is a vegetable.
I know that is true because I saw it on a bumper sticker.