01-23-2012, 02:48 AM
(01-18-2012, 11:39 AM)JTS71 Mach1 Wrote: "To Joe" Patience "grasshopper" Patience! One must accelerate slowly through 1st gear. The key to this is to be able to control the reaction of HE'S GETTIN AWAY!!! and then to apply just enough throttle in 2nd gear that you don't spin the tires into oblivion, (now your closing the gap!) AAAHHH 3rd gear now we can apply the POWER! AINT LAUGHING NOW HUH BUTTHEAD! We're in serious triple digit territory now! That Porsche is just a fading memory! Wow those flashing lights are pretty. Was having so much fun forgot all about those boys in blue. Why Yes officer this is a Shelby GT500. Yes Sir it is very fast, a drag strip. Sorry I hadn't thought of that, besides I don't know the guy in the Porsche so how could I ask him to go to the track with me. You say I need to figure that out, before me and my pretty little "Mustang" end up spending the night in JAIL! Why yes Officer I understand completely. A warning Sir? Just this once. Yes I will take it home and put it away for a while. Thank You Sir! Thank You! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!! Always remember to wave at Policemen with all Fingers!
Just a little fantasy dreamed up by yours truly! JTS 71 Mach1
Actually I'm just jealous!
"Always remember to wave at Policemen with all Fingers!"
LMFAO!! Priceless.