07-24-2010, 05:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2LEknVrJ8w
It’s been proven over the years that man will invent new and more extravagant ways to try and kill himself. It’s genetic really and it’s what we do on a regular basis. Just think about it for a moment and look at some of our past inventions. Takes skies for example, two planks of wood that are strapped on to the bottom of our feet so as to let us go barreling down a mountain with no brakes… yep, really good idea. Then there’s bungee jumping, this is another great way to die. You jump off this nice platform and after you splatter your brains out on the ground below there is this neat elastic cord that brings you back skyward so the entire world can comment and make fun of your death. Now, if that weren’t enough, there is the new Death Kart of Doom.
It’s been proven over the years that man will invent new and more extravagant ways to try and kill himself. It’s genetic really and it’s what we do on a regular basis. Just think about it for a moment and look at some of our past inventions. Takes skies for example, two planks of wood that are strapped on to the bottom of our feet so as to let us go barreling down a mountain with no brakes… yep, really good idea. Then there’s bungee jumping, this is another great way to die. You jump off this nice platform and after you splatter your brains out on the ground below there is this neat elastic cord that brings you back skyward so the entire world can comment and make fun of your death. Now, if that weren’t enough, there is the new Death Kart of Doom.
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