Police Stop at 1 A.M.

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Police Stop at 1 A.M.

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09-21-2011, 08:46 PM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going walking at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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Police Stop at 1 A.M. - by Oztrailer - 09-21-2011, 08:46 PM

RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - by Mach 1 Club - 09-22-2011, 02:57 AM

RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - by JTS71 Mach1 - 09-22-2011, 07:51 AM

RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - by grabber71 - 09-22-2011, 08:50 AM

RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - by Rare Pony - 09-22-2011, 11:12 AM

RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - by snellet - 04-09-2012, 11:03 AM

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