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• *LUNCH WITH THE POPE
  
  *The Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind * *blew the* *Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. * *It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down * *and it just floated in place.* *The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling * *to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, * *saying, "Never mind boys, I'll get it.”* *Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, * *walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, * *walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, * *and handed the Pope his hat.* *The crew was speechless.  The security team and * *the Pope's entourage were speechless.* *No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.* *But that afternoon, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC reported: * *"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM”*JTS

(10-21-2019, 07:14 AM)Mister 4x4 Wrote: If it wasn't such an accurate depiction of the media these days, that would be absolutely hilarious!

Still pretty funny though.