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Police Stop at 1 A.M. - Oztrailer - 09-21-2011 An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going walking at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - Mach 1 Club - 09-22-2011 Ive been to that same lecture before ! RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - JTS71 Mach1 - 09-22-2011 To avoid the lecture take the wife with you! JTS 71 Mach1 RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - grabber71 - 09-22-2011 "My wife told me she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in less than 2 seconds..... so I bought her a scale." RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - Rare Pony - 09-22-2011 Good one! RE: Police Stop at 1 A.M. - snellet - 04-09-2012 Too Funny guys!!!! |